Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Waddle, waddle

As a result of spending waaay too much time with Sandy I have begun my slow decent into becoming Sandy. Thus you may not be surprised to learn that I have become a runner and have now signed up to run the Stockholm Marathon in June. Only after signing up did I learn that the biggest party that SSE holds is the night before the race, but since it cost 108 bucks to sign up and there's no money-back policy, I'll have to just find an appropriate balance of partying the night before.

However, I am not a runner yet due to two main reasons: first, it dumped a foot of snow on us this past weekend so the entire city is slippery and gross; second, my running shoes were casualties of the lack of space in my bag and I have no shoes. So I set out on a quest to find a decent pair of runners that wouldn't cost me an arm in a leg (don't worry, this won't turn into a rant like Terry's about how great European shopping is - I promise). I went to the Swedish version of Sportchek (Stadium) but after being ignored by salespeople I learned that they had crap for selection and no shoes even remotely close to my size, which is odd for a nation of tall people. I finally found the sole running store in Stockholm and went yesterday to get a pair. They were awesome and quickly helped me find the pair I needed. But to find the pair they needed to see me run and video tape my feet.

Now do not fret, just because I'm slowing becoming Sandy does not mean that I will soon be running like I have a stick up my ass. However, as the video tape showed and the salesperson so nicely put "You run like Charlie Chaplin". Which basically sounded to me like "You run like a duck". And its the terrible truth, I run like a duck. I've always considered myself reasonably athletic and pretty decent at most sports but to actually see my feet when I run and to find out that I run like a duck really was a blow. Apparently this is a genetic thing, so thanks Mom and Dad, but it can be dealt with. I will forever run like a duck but my pronation during running - yes, I am a pronator too - has been corrected with the appropriate shoes now.

So now I'm ready to go. I will never ever ever wear those little running shorts people wear but I now have a good pair of shoes. Let's hope that helps in keeping up with Sandy and somehow propels me the 42Km that I have so blindly signed up for.

(PS - Running a marathon has been a bit of a goal of mine so I wasn't exactly tricked into this, I just thought I would work my way up to it with a half-marathon first)

2 comments:

Matt said...

Ach come on, to become Sandy you have to wear the skinny shorts and also no underwear!!

Anonymous said...

Sandy does NOT wear those yucky little running shorts...
Cynthia